Run for safety!! It's...

with 25 linen thread teeth for ripping through ...umm...ah... BAGELS (with vegetable cream cheese) like nobody's business.

Some more experimenting with glasses

Some more experimenting with glasses, originally uploaded by m patrizio.

I played around with some more ideas.

Top left - tortoise shell style
Bottom left - vinyl rim
Right- blue tint, which reminded me of Dexter's glasses (from Dexter's Laboratory).

I *might* put some of the imperfect ones (all of the glasses above) in the shop for cheap.

Timmie gear prototypes

Malcolm X inspired glasses and a messenger bag. I am working on some new Timmie accessories for the Art Star Craft Bazaar.

Here are some of the unsuccessful attempts at making the glasses.

Timmie night school

mca, originally uploaded by m patrizio.

This Timmie is off to his night school classes. He is working on his MCA (Master of Cuteness Administration) degree.

Free offer for blog perusers!

shop special, originally uploaded by m patrizio.

I just reduced the price on my parachuting owl tee in my shop to $20 and I have a special offer for my internet buds. Just mention this free notepad offer and I will send a complimentary Tea Time notepad along with your order. WOW, what a deal :D!

This offer is valid till I sell out of the parachuting owl t-shirts.

Art Star Craft Bazaar!

(illustration by the talented Julie West)

I will be participating in this year's Art Star Craft Bazaar in Philly! It takes place May 30th and 31st rain or shine on Penn's Landing Great Plaza. I'm excited because this will be my first show in Philly! weeeee...

What I learned this past week:

Craft-wise what I learned this week was not to put regular acetate into my ink jet printer because it will be a ink drippin' money wastin' blob when it comes out. Also, I learned that trying to ink designs by hand is messy (I'm trying to get crisp lines for this particular design) and tedious, especially if you are trying to use india ink from 10 years ago. I ordered some transparency sheets for ink jet printers, it should be arriving today. Let's see how that goes.

In other news... why is black printer ink so expensive? I don't understand. It would be awesome if Epson (my printer) came out with vegetable/soy based inks for home printing use. Does this exist already?

ice skate

ice skate
Originally uploaded by m patrizio

I made this mini skate as a b-day gift for a friend who teaches ice skating. She took me on the ice recently for my first time ever! I only fell once, hurrah!

View from my window

...a police bust

Playing around with textures

The sun peeked out for a moment after a gloomy and depressing morning and afternoon. I am grateful.

Bunnies ♥

Is it wrong to pose grown men like bunnies you adore from the internets? Yes, probably.

Look at that bunny's little tongue sticking out. Irresistible!

bunny pic by craftybeaver

office wall 4.09

office wall 4.09, originally uploaded by m patrizio.

screen printed envelope

screenprinted envelope, originally uploaded by m patrizio.

I made this print last year but made the envelope last night.

recycled office chair cover case

recycled office chair cover case, originally uploaded by m patrizio.

Remember a while ago my office chair broke down from the pressure of my fat butt sitting on it all day long? Yes, that one. I made the storage ottoman (with my dad) and a pillow with some of the parts and I still had the leather (which I had thought was vinyl) left over. I started a new sketchbook the other day and I thought to myself," this delicate flower of a book needs a case!". I was going to make one out of linen but then I remembered the chair cover I had saved. I looked at it again this morning and realized it was not made out of vinyl but in fact it was leather (fancy schmancy) with the outside strip just being vinyl (see photo 1). I unstitched the center piece of the cover (photo 3) and made this handy dandy case.

P.S. I am hoping the discoloration on the inside of the cover is dye and not dirt.

why spend money on groceries when you can spend it on this -

tapeaddict, originally uploaded by m patrizio.

I've relapsed into my tape addiction this week. Empty fridge -> full tape dispenser. I've been doing all-nighters on some web projects this past week so I rewarded myself with some adhesive goodness.

!!!!WANT!!!! NEEED!!!

Oh. my. gourdation. Have you seen this? A self-contained screen printing machine!!!

After I took a screen printing class back in '07 (geez, time flies!) I had intentions of making a micro screen printing set-up in my apt. I bought most of the supplies and modified a light box with blacklights to be an exposure unit, but never got around to actually burning my own screens (it has been sitting there for a year and a half). Also, cleaning out screens in my bathtub is backbreaking & messy. Tonight I was looking over my mail and in a Michael's circular they mention this Yudu contraption. Does anyone have this?! It looks awesome!! I am thinking about bidding for one on ebay, but after the busted-scooba-after-one-month-of-usage fiasco of '07, I don't know if that is a good idea.

Earth Hour

Shut off the lights for an hour this Saturday (tomorrow) for Earth Hour.

Pouch for transporting wounded Timmies

Pouch for transporting wounded Timmies, originally uploaded by m patrizio.

Started Spring cleaning...

I still have a ways to go. I want to go bring some stuff to the Free store. I think there is one in Manhattan.

Edit:

Boo.. I just did some research and the Free Store project ended on March 22nd! I loved the idea of it!

My first Peeps of the season

My parents brought some Peeps over my place today. I actually tried to buy some for myself the other day, but my BF slapped them out of my hand (boo). I have the right to indulge in marshmallowly goodness and yellow #5 like the rest of the population!! The Peeps victory is mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some pics from the March update

(click image to enlarge)

Quick note about the Sunday shop update:

The March update will have a small amount of items (8 or 9 or 10 if I don't sleep tonight), quality not quantity, right? I was trying to do more but some of the items that I made took me a full day to make.

Edit: I just noticed my horoscope for today,

Aquarius (1/20-2/18)

There is much more work to be done now, and you need to keep working at it today!

Ha! Perfect!

For the discerning Timmie in your life...

a one-of-a-kind horse head hat! Has your Timmie experienced the luxury of horse... on his head? Act fast! Supplies are limited. Dial 1-800-Redunkadunk..leave off the last DUNK for savings.

This has to be one of my most redunkulous Timmie accessories ever! I swear I could be happy just making miniature gear all day long. If only I was independently wealthy...weh,weh <--baby cry.

Rar!

This lion hat was based off one of the paintings I did of Timmie a while back. This hat will be part of Sunday's shop update.

Timmie #185 & #187

Timmie #185

Timmie #187

Currently in the shop!

Etsy Labs Craft Night

Last night I went to check out the free macrame demo at the Etsy Labs in downtown Brooklyn. Dari was teaching people how to make plant hangers out of string. Since I killed all of my plants and had no use for a hanger, I decided to make myself a wristband/headband/belt/bag handle. I haven't decided what it is yet because I have no way of figuring out how long it will be. Judging by its current length I am leaning towards a small bag handle. String is definitely one of my favorite mediums, so practical.

Next Monday at the Lab they are demonstrating glass etching. I definitely want to go to that too.

Shop Update March 22nd

The next shop update will be Sunday March 22nd at noon Eastern time. I originally wanted to do it this Sunday, but I ran out of time. [insert disappointing sound effect here]

The color scheme in this illustration was inspired by a picture of a rusty tin I saw on Flickr.

Fuzzy Bunny in Arizona

Fuzzy Bunny in Arizona, originally uploaded by m patrizio.

Fuzzy B & I are back from a trip to Phoenix, AZ. After I finish up one of my computer projects I will post some new creations.

Timmies #183-187

T 183-187, originally uploaded by m patrizio.

Here is a sneak peek at all the Timmies I will be uploading tomorrow. This whole batch is stuffed with organic cotton. I will also be adding 5 additional hats (not pictured). In the near future I will be selling Timmie coats sans Timmies for those of you who already own Timmies. I just need to figure out a design that will accommodate the varying Timmie rotundities. Some elastic action is in order.

Shop update 2.4.09

I will be adding 5 Timmies to my shop this Wednesday with some Timmie accessories and my latest labor of love...Timmie hooded coats!

I spent 8 hours making this coat. I'm still a bit slow with the sewing, but I'm working on it. Practice makes perfect, right?