Meet Stareycakes

He is there for you when you need to stare and just can't because it is rude, you're busy, or you don't want people to think you're a creep. Just place Stareycakes in your pocket, stand on your desk, or place in the seat beside you on public transportation and he will report back to you everything you've missed from not staring- fashion trends, gossip, a suspicious passenger on the train, etc.