Monday, July 21, 2008

Illustration Friday- "Enough!"

Dearest Cosmo Mag,

I've had enough of your guides to being a skanky ho. Please stop sending me these "free" issues.

Thanks a bunch,


Blogger wadiefong said...

Here here Miss M! You tell 'em!
(what sort of people read these rags anyway?)
...on the other hand, your magazine looks a LOT better! I'm sure I'd get a lot of laughs out of it anyway! :-D

5:50 PM  
Blogger M. Patrizio said...

G, Don't be surprised if issues of Cosmowhore start showing up at your doorstep :D

6:00 PM  
Blogger Joyce Ann Martin said...

Agreed 100%! Great illustration, and your cover article teasers are hilarious. :D

6:08 PM  
Blogger ismoyo said...

Haha! You go girl!

7:27 PM  
Anonymous Rashida said...

Amen to that!

8:21 PM  
Anonymous reg said...

LOL! great illo! i had fun reading the bylines! too funny! :D

8:23 PM  
Blogger INDIGENE said...

This is so cool! I enjoyed reading the cover! I wanted to read more, since I know your interpretation would have been a hoot! Wonderful illustration, unique take on the prompt and funny text! This is a winner!

8:32 PM  
Anonymous heidi said...

this made me laugh out loud, you are so awesome!

8:44 PM  
Blogger wadiefong said...

Miss M, I'm sure a LOT of us would PAY good moolah for a subscription to Cosmowhore (Patrizio style)! Woo hoo! Me for one! ;-)

9:45 PM  
Blogger Chickengirl said...

I'd like to write for this magazine.

11:21 PM  
Blogger M. Patrizio said...

[approval stamp]

You're hired!

11:27 PM  
Blogger Kyle/TheBookPolice said...

That pig, I'm sorry to say, looks an awful lot like Scarlett Johansson. : O

10:02 AM  
Blogger M. Patrizio said...

Did you know she was on the cover of this month's cosmo or did you just really think that!? Ha! That picture that you linked looks even more like my illo than the cover!

10:38 AM  
Blogger What Dat? said...

HA! This is hilarious!

My favorite line is "WAYS TO PLEASE YOUR HUNKY BOAR and have him oinking for more." That's so pathetically right on!

Kyle's Scarlett Johansson comparison is hysterical! :)

10:54 AM  
Blogger decor8 said...

Love it. Agree. I stopped reading this magazine when I left my teenage years and reading is back then was only cool because of the sex. I honestly cannot understand why anyone buys it. I prefer your issue.

1:55 PM  
Blogger Roberta said...

Clever, clever, clever!
This one of my faves!

7:58 PM  
Blogger mitchowl said...

This is great! Love it.

8:12 PM  
Blogger wadiefong said...

OMG! Kyle! I almost spit out my tea! :-O That is hi-larious!!! :-D

4:51 AM  
Blogger Kyle/TheBookPolice said...

Funny thing is that I did know that ScarJo was on the cover this month, but in looking for a pic to link to my comment, that was the first one that Google gave me. : D

7:26 AM  
Blogger Katie said...

That's too funny. Love it.

10:50 AM  
Blogger Solvere volo said...

:D I'd love to read your magazine! :D Nicely done!

7:19 PM  

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