Sunday, February 11, 2007

Tip of the Day- brought to you by Splick*

* name changed to protect identity.

Someone really did this. So don't try this at home. Or anywhere else.

A) Do Drugs.
B) Proceed to eat hamster food.
C) Eat 4 whole jalapeño peppers.

A,B,and C not recommended by me, especially not recommended in one day!!!!!

Poor Splick*, I hope you feel better.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

So...what happened to the dude?

10:21 PM  
Blogger M. Patrizio said...

After he vomited all the hamster food out he was okay. He had eaten the peppers earlier in the day,then the hamster food, then came the vomit.

11:36 PM  
Blogger Blondie said...

WHAT?! Who did that?!

9:54 AM  
Blogger M. Patrizio said...

All I can tell you is that it wasn't me or Sal. This wouldn't happen under my watch :)

12:04 PM  
Blogger Nick Spano said...

oh wow, I'm posting late but, i think this guy was eating those hot peppers in the Chinese food, you know... those really hot red suckers...but he didn't like HOW spicy they were, so he swallowed them hole... then he went home and smoked mad crazy weed. whilst being high he saw some hamster snacks that looked like bread sticks....they weren't, they had like rocks in them or something, like nasty seaweed or some shit....after digesting those, it only took 3 minutes till his body said "WTF" and yacked the hamster food out, after drinking some water, he puked three more times, the last time he actually puked out ONE WHOLE PEPPER HE SWALLOWED 8 HOURS EARLIER. true story, i know the guy...

12:10 PM  
Blogger M. Patrizio said...

Ha! Thanks Sir for the detailed report :)

12:19 PM  

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